Joe's Apartment (1996)

Jim Turner: Walter Shit, Voice of Cockroach

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Quotes 

• [Joe finds a man lying in a pool of blood] 

  Joe : Oh, my god! Mister, are you alright?

  Walter Shit : Two days, seven hours, twenty-three minutes and four seconds. That's how long I've been lying here.

  Joe : Are you O.K.?

  Walter Shit : 'Course not! I'm an artist!

• Walter Shit : Congratulate me! This is my first work to use paint! I call it instant minority. I did the whole block!

  Joe : But people are black or white, not purple.

  Walter Shit : Periwinkle. It's periwinkle!

• [Walter Shit, performance artist, has been lying in a pool of blood] 

  Walter Shit : I wanted to express how cold, how pitiless this city really is.

  Joe : Nobody touched you for two days?

  Walter Shit : Spitting doesn't count.

• Walter Shit : Oh my God! Joe, It's your mother... and she's dead!