The Nutty Professor (1996)

Larry Miller: Dean Richmond

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• Sherman Klump : I assure you, I will not let you down.

  Dean Richmond : You won't. I know you won't. As a matter of fact, I know you're going to be perfect! Do you know how I know all these things? I know them because if you're *not* perfect, never mind the yelling, the screaming and the firing. If anything goes wrong, for any reason

  [pause] 

  Dean Richmond : I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.

• [Professor Sherman Klump grunts and groans trying to fit his obese frame into an office chair; he finally gets comfortable and sighs with relief] 

  Dean Richmond : Comfy?

  Sherman Klump : Quite.

  Dean Richmond : Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?

  Sherman Klump : No, sir, I'm fine.

• Dean Richmond : So, Harlan, let's have a talk? Man to man?

  Harlan Hartley : Want to talk. I'm divorced and my daughter's in rehab.