Project: ALF (1996 TV Movie)

Beverly Archer: Dr. Carnage

Quotes 

• Military Researcher : Good morning. I'm Dr. Carnage.

  ALF : Yikes.

  Military Researcher : Yikes yourself.

• ALF : I'm a bit curious about the "Don't ask, don't tell" policy here in the military.

  Dr. Carnage : What about it?

  ALF : Well it assume it's worked to you advantage.

  Dr. Carnage : [to the camera]  Stop the tape.