The Big Lebowski (1998)

Leon Russom: Malibu Police Chief

Quotes 

• The Dude : Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man.

  Malibu Police Chief : Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now we got a nice, quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?

  The Dude : [after a pause]  I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.

• Malibu Police Chief : Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski! Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat! Keep your ugly fuckin' goldbrickin' ass out of my beach community.

• Malibu Police Chief : [Lions' Club Award on his Wall]  Stay out of Malibu, Deadbeat!