Chairman of the Board (1997)

Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson: Edison

Quotes 

• Ty : And don't forget the handy dandy ketchup helper.

  Edison : Over eleven sold.

  Ty : And your grandmother bought ten of them.

  Edison : I thought you guys liked my inventions.

  Ty : We love them, the problem is the rest of the world doesn't.

• Edison : I'm telling you guys there's not enough radiation in those TV dinners to make somebody a walking night light.

  Zak : I used to have a night light, used to have a house.

• [repeated line] 

  Edison : You're holding it upside-down.

• Edison : I got fired.

  Ty : Again? What'd you do this time, Einstein?

  Edison : Nothing... okay I knocked over a soda.

  Ty : That's it?

  Edison : A case of soda.

  Zak : Soda?

  Edison : Allright it was a soda machine! That's not the point, the boss was screaming, he threw a wing, I threw a breast, pretty soon there were wings and breasts all over the place, it wasn't a pretty sight.

• Edison : [to Natalie]  Hey I remember you, from the funeral!

• Edison : Note stickies!

  [grabs them off the conveyor belt and gets them on his hands] 

  Edison : Make them faster!

• Edison : This must be the boardroom, you guys look pretty bored!