Mr. Magoo (1997)

Miguel Ferrer: Ortega Peru

Quotes 

• [at the alter on his wedding day, Peru does not realize his bride is actually Magoo in disguise] 

  Ortega Peru : Before we take our sacred vows, precious one, I have a surprise.

  [Peru takes out the ruby, when Magoo lifts the veil] 

  Mr. Magoo : So do I! Adios, amor. Nuevo nacho.

  [hugs and kisses Peru on the cheek] 

  Mr. Magoo : It wouldn't last! I've never loved you!