Vegas Vacation (1997)

Ethan Embry: Rusty Griswold

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Quotes 

• Rusty : [trying to get Clark's attention]  Dad?

  Clark Griswold : In a minute Russ.

  [talking to Cousin Eddie] 

  Clark Griswold : You see the promise of material possesions can often blind one to...

  [Rusty taps Clark on the arm] 

  Clark Griswold : What is it, Russ?

  Rusty : Those four cars over there... they're mine.

  Clark Griswold : [surprised]  What do you mean they're... they're yours?

  Rusty : Yeah.

  Clark Griswold : [suspiciously]  Where did they come from, Russ?

  Rusty : Well, four slot machines and I won four cars. You know, I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car.

  Clark Griswold : I-I-I, okay, I think I get it. Give me the keys, please.

  [Rusty hands Clark all the car keys] 

  Clark Griswold : Okay! Ellen you drive the red one,

  [hands car keys to Ellen] 

  Clark Griswold : you take the white one,

  [hands car keys to Audrey] 

  Clark Griswold : you take the Mustang,

  [hands car keys to Rusty] 

  Clark Griswold : and I'll take that big, black thing over there. After you, Mr. Pappagiorgio!

• Mirage Reception Person : Welcome to the Mirage. May I have your credit card, please?

  Clark Griswold : Yes, indeedy. Clark W. Griswold, four.

  Mirage Reception Person : You know, we have an excellent dry cleaning service here, if you're so inclined.

  Clark Griswold : Oh, uh? it's? it's a bbbirthmark.

  Mirage Reception Person : Uh-huh. Now in order to get to your rooms, you're going to have to go this way through the casino, veer to the left. Take a sharp right at the first giant palm tree. You'll see a group of blackjack tables. Not baccarat, not craps, blackjack. Keep going, then wind around to your left. If you get to the pool, you've gone too far, back up and take another right. You'll see a bank of elevators. Those aren't your elevators, stay away from them. But keep going, you'll see another bank of elevators, the gold elevators, those are yours. Take them up to the tenth floor, take a right at the end of the hall and you'll find your room. Any questions?

  Clark Griswold : Uh-uh-uh no not really. Russ!

  Rusty : Yeah, dad.

  Clark Griswold : Oh, there you are. Didja get that?

• Rusty : Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on mom!

  Clark Griswold : It's all part of the act, Russ.

• Rusty : So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"

• Pit Boss : [inspecting Rusty's fake ID / quizzing him on it]  No, uh, corrective lenses tonight?

  Rusty : No, I do not require them.

• Rusty : [about Las Vegas]  Isn't there legalized prostitution?

• Rusty : Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?