Jamie Lee Curtis: Laurie Strode, Keri Tate
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Quotes
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Laurie Strode : [it's just her and Michael left at the school] MICHAEEEEL!
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Norma Watson : Oh. Miss Tate. I didn't mean to make you jump. It's Halloween. I guess everyone's entitled to one good scare.
Laurie Strode : I've had my share.
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Laurie Strode : My brother killed my sister.
Will Brennan : How did he do that?
Laurie Strode : With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.
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[Laurie, Will and the kids have just survived from Michael]
Will Brennan : Who was that?
Laurie Strode : My brother.
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Will Brennan : What should I do?
Laurie Strode : Try to live.
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Laurie Strode : I'm not who you think I am.
Will Brennan : Okay. Who are you?
Laurie Strode : My name's not Kerri Tate.
Will Brennan : Oooh. What is it?
Laurie Strode : Laurie Strode.
Will Brennan : *Lauhing* Strode?
Laurie Strode : Strode. I changed my name when I went into hiding.
Will Brennan : Oh, I like that. That's like... like... like the Witness Protection Program. What did you, like, rat out the mob, or something?
Laurie Strode : My brother killed my sister... when she was 17.
Will Brennan : Well, that's... suck-y. How'd he do that?
Laurie Strode : With a really big, sharp kitchen knife.
Will Brennan : That's terrible. Take off your clothes.
Laurie Strode : You said you'd listen.
Will Brennan : Okay.
Laurie Strode : They locked him up for a long time, but he got out and... he came after me. But I got away. But he killed a lot of my friends. It happened-...
Laurie Strode , Will Brennan : - -On Halloween.
Laurie Strode : You've heard the story.
Will Brennan : Who hasn't? Michael Myers. It's like 20 years ago, right?
Laurie Strode : 1978.
Will Brennan : And the girl that... What happened to the sister? She died, right?
Laurie Strode : No. She faked her death... and, now, she's the head mistress of a very posh, secluded private school in Northern California.
Will Brennan : What?
Laurie Strode : Hoping and praying every year... that her brother won't find her.
Will Brennan : You're telling me the truth?
Laurie Strode : Now, do you want a drink?
Will Brennan : *Freaked out* Yeah!
Laurie Strode : *Gets a drink from kitchen, comes back into living room* Explains lot, doesn't it?
Will Brennan : So, you have been living with this for 20 years?
Laurie Strode : Something like that.
Will Brennan : Well, honey, you can't believe that after all these years, he'd still be coming after you.
Laurie Strode : He sat in a sanitarium for 15 years, waiting for me. Then... one rany night, he decides to go... Trick or Treating.
Will Brennan : How old were you?
Laurie Strode : *Looks up at John's 17th Birthday card, scared* 17.
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Laurie Strode : Molly please, do you have any thoughts on Victor and Elizabeth?
Molly : Well, um, well I think that Victor should have confronted the monster sooner. He's completely responsible for Elizabeth's death because he was so paralyzed by fear that he never did anything. It took death for the guy to get a clue.
Laurie Strode : And why do you think he was finally able to confront his monster?
Molly : I think that Victor had reached a point in his life where he had nothing left to lose. I mean the monster sought to that by killing off everybody that he loved. Victor finally had to face it. It was about redemption... it was his fate.
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John : [His mother won't let him go away on an overnight school camping trip] Dad would let me go.
Laurie Strode : Well, *Dad* is an abusive, chain smoking, methadone addict.
John : Who would attract someone like that?
Laurie Strode : Ouch.
John : And to think he left you.
Laurie Strode : John! I know you get your smart mouth from my side of the family. So I'll cut you a break. But point check, you're going too far!
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Laurie Strode : How about you? Are you tired of my bullshit?
Will Brennan : I'm a counselor; I'm attracted to it.
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Laurie Strode : Okay, John. I know that you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break.
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John : Make you toast?
Laurie Strode : Mmmm, no, none for me, thanks. Caffeine is not a food group.
John : We're out of Perkadyne.
John : Got mail. It's from your Dad.
John : Birthday card.
Laurie Strode : It's only 2 months late. I'm impressed.
John : Cash is good. I'm gonna need it when I go to Yosemite.
Laurie Strode : You're not going.
John : Yes, I am.
Laurie Strode : No, you're not.
John : Yes, I am and with your full blessing. You wanna know why?
Laurie Strode : *Laughs* Why?
John : Because today is the day... I can feel it. Today is the day that you are going to realize that I am 17 years old and over-protection and paranoia are inhibiting my growth process.
Laurie Strode : You wanna go camping, I'll take you camping.
John : I don't wanna go with you.
Laurie Strode : Sorry.
John : Dad would let me go.
Laurie Strode : Well, Dad is a chain-smoking Methadone addict.
John : And you would attract someone like that.
Laurie Strode : *A little pissed and sarcastically* Ouch.
John : And just think, he left you.
Laurie Strode : *A little more pissed* Look, John, I know you get your smart mouth from my side of the family, so I'll cut you a break. But, point check, you're going too far!
John : No, I'm going to Yosemite.
Laurie Strode : No, you're not!
Laurie Strode : Look, Mom, help me out here. I need a little more open air, I've earned it. Look, I know that today is the day-...
Laurie Strode : Oh, really? What day is that, John?
John : Halloween.
Laurie Strode : *Creeped out* Oh, I hadn't noticed.
John : Look, Mom, we're through will all that. We really are.
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Charlie : [Comes out of a liquor store, hiding a liquor bottle inside his blazer]
John : [laughs] God, I can't believe we're doing this.
Charlie : Desperate measures.
John : It's illegal.
Charlie : It's harmless and expected. Studies have proven that all teenagers, at some point in their adolescent lives, have shoplifted.
John : What studies?
Charlie : Hey, we could have avoided all this if you had simply scored some of your Mom's booze.
John : Look, my Mom's a functioning alcoholic, she counts for every-...
Laurie Strode : John! Charlie, what are you doing here?
John : Just getting some off-campus lunch.
Laurie Strode : You're not allowed to have little off-campus lunches, John! You know that. You too, Charlie.
Laurie Strode : Come on, I'll drive you back. You know what? Charlie, here, go get in the car. I'll be right there.
Charlie : [Charlie takes the keys and walks over to the car]
Laurie Strode : WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK DO YOU ARE DOING?
John : Mom, I'm real uncomfortable with you saying that word.
Laurie Strode : Then don't put me in the position, John! Do you know what day it is? Of all the days for you to pull this shit, just what do you think you can do? Just WONDER AROUND TOWN? I don't ask you for very much, just give me ONE DAY!
John : Mom, I've given 17 years!
Laurie Strode : And I need you to be responsible! Do you know what that means?
John : Responsible?
Laurie Strode : Responsible!
John : Don't talk to me about responsibility, Mom!
Laurie Strode : I JUST NEED THIS ONE THING!
John : MOM, I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU! That's it! That's enough! I can't take it anymore! He's dead! Michael Myers is dead!
Laurie Strode : What do you want me to say?
John : That it's over, that we should try to make some attempt at a happy existence, Mom, 'cause all the shit that's going on inside of your head is leaking out on me and I can't take it anymore. You told me, yourself, you watched him burn.
Laurie Strode : I didn't exactly stay to see his ashes, John.
John : Mom, 20 years. 20 years. Don't think he would've shown up by now? What's he waiting for, huh?
Laurie Strode : [Doesn't respond]
John : Mom, I can't live like this
[Starts to walk away]
Laurie Strode : What... What does that mean, John?
John : If you wanna stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine, but you're not dragging me along, not anymore!
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Laurie Strode : My name's not Keri Tate.
Will Brennan : Oooh, what is it?
Laurie Strode : Laurie Strode.
Will Brennan : [laughs] Strode?
