Vampires (1998)

Daniel Baldwin: Anthony Montoya

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Quotes 

• Jack Crow : When did she first bite you?

  Montoya : Two days ago. I still covered your ass!

  Jack Crow : Yes, you did. I say we owe you two days back. Whatya think, padre?

  Father Adam Guiteau : You have two days.

• Montoya : [takes tape off Katrina's mouth; sighs]  What's your name? Do you understand what's been happening to you?

  Katrina : [screams]  Help me!

  Montoya : [grabs Katrina's head; puts her in strenghold; covers her mouth]  Hey! HEY! Don't fuck with me, honey! I'll snap your neck like a twig! Now nod your head "Yes" or "No". Do you understand what's been happening to you? DO IT!

  [Katrina shakes her head "No"] 

  Montoya : All right. Now I'm going to explain it to you. First, I'm gonna take my hand off your mouth. You scream...

  [imitates neck snap; Katrina sobs] 

  Montoya : Good. Now... what's your name?

  Katrina : Katrina.

  Montoya : Okay, Katrina. Here's the scenario.

  [throws covers back on her] 

  Montoya : I took off your clothes. I cleaned you up. I tied you down. I also saved your ass. You been bitten by a vampire. Do you remember the party back at the motel? Big guy, pointy teeth, real shitty breath? Don't worry. It'll all come back soon. A master vampire has a telepathic link to his victims, and you're gonna help us find him. And while he's sleeping, we unleash on his. You're the bait honey. Sorry.

• [Montoya checks out a Buick that pulls up] 

  Man With Buick : Hey! Cowboy! Can I help you?

  Montoya : Yeah. I'm gonna borrow your car.

  [man opens mouth in disbelief] 

  Montoya : Shhh... just say "Help yourself."

  Man With Buick : You want me to say *what*?

  Montoya : [pulling out a gun]  Hey!

  [shouts] 

  Montoya : Shut the fuck up or I'll blow your fucking teeth out the back of your head, asshole! Back off!

  Man With Buick : Uhh... help yourself, boy!

  Montoya : Much obliged, partner!

• Montoya : [trying to figure out how much the hotel costs]  What's the fucking total, guy?

  Motel Owner : Erm... that's erm... $400.

  [looks out window in the pickup] 

  Motel Owner : Is that your girlfriend?

  Montoya : No, it's my fuckin' mother. Gimme the key.

• Jack Crow : [Notices Montoya is all worn out and exhausted]  You look like shit, Montoya.

  [Montoya is getting into the van] 

  Jack Crow : Where you going?

  Montoya : South.

  Jack Crow : You love her that much.

  Montoya : We make the perfect couple, Jack.

  Father Adam Guiteau : [points shotgun at Montoya]  You're not leaving!

  Jack Crow : Padre, back off.

  Father Adam Guiteau : No.

  [Montoya points his revolver at him] 

  Jack Crow : Don't make me come over there and beat the shit out of you, Padre. Back off!

  Father Adam Guiteau : He's a vampire, Jack!

  Jack Crow : [getting in the middle of both of them]  Rule number one, if your partner is ever been by a vampire, never, ever let him live.

  [Turning his head over to Father Adam] 

  Jack Crow : Padre.

  [They both lower their guns] 

  Montoya : I'm not a slayer anymore, Jack. Besides, the way I figure it, the two of you got plenty to do cleaning the rest of them out.

  Jack Crow : Meanwhile, she hides in the back of the van, out of the sunlight, while you make it for the border try to catch it by nightfall, is that it.

  Montoya : I need a vacation, Jack.

  Jack Crow : When did she first bite you?

  Montoya : Two days ago. I still covered your ass.

  Jack Crow : Yes, you did. So let's say I owe you two days back. What do you say, Padre?

  Father Adam Guiteau : You've got two days

  Jack Crow : Wherever you go, I will find you. I will hunt you down, and I will kill you. The girl too.

  [Montoya starts to cry and they both hug like brothers] 

  Montoya : Vaya con Dios, my friend.

  [He tearfully goes into the van and drives off] 

  Jack Crow : [whispering]  Vaya con Dios , Slayer.