Men in Black II (2002)

Jack Kehler: Ben

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Quotes 

• Ben : [sees an employee of the month award]  Here it is. Ta-da.

  Laura : Ben, I don't know what to say.

  Ben : People look at that plank years from now, you know what they'll say?

  Laura : Employee" is spelled wrong?

  Ben : Eh, they charge by the letter. People say, "imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here.

  Laura : Ben...

  Ben : You deserve it. Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement.

• Laura : [looks at the cat bringing a case of Mountain Dew from the basement]  Hey, Bruno.

  Serleena : Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha.

  Ben : Please, whoever you are, don't hurt me.

  Serleena : Where's the Light, Ben?

  Ben : I don't know what you're talking about. Please, let me down, ma'am.

  Laura : I want to report a robbery...

  [shocked when the door was open] 

  Serleena : [looks at the door, looks at Scrad to check]  There. Noise.

  Serleena : [when looks right]  Kitchen!

  Scrad : Oh!

  Laura : [hides under the table] 

  Serleena : You idiots see anything?

  Scrad : [looks at the door]  Wind blew the door open.

  Charlie : Nothing out of the ordinary.

• Serleena : For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here.

  Ben : What are you talking about?

  Serleena : [seriously]  I'm running out of time. Where's the Light?

  Ben : I don't know what you mean.

  Serleena : [interrupting]  Listen, Zarthan. You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours.

  Ben : [lets out a deep Zarthan voice]  You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight, the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. Sorry you made the trip for nothing.

  Serleena : [makes a low growl, and whips out of Ben's skin]