Blast from the Past (1999) Poster

David Foley: Troy

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  • Eve : Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!

    Troy : Yes you do.

    Eve : And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!

    Troy : Yes you do.

    Eve : Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!

    Troy : Yes you do.

    Eve : Or have perfect table manners!

    Troy : You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?

    Eve : What?

    Troy : He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.

    Eve : [disgusted]  Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.

    Troy : I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.

    Eve : Where do you think he got all that information?

    Troy : From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.

  • [Adam has bought rollerblades] 

    Adam : Eve, can I skate around your block?

    Troy : [suggestively]  How about it, Eve - can he *skate* around your block?

    Eve : No.

    Troy : Just a few laps.

    Adam : It won't take long.

    Eve : No.

  • Troy : Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...

    Eve : And I have him committed.

    Troy : Yes. Yes you did.

    Eve : Well, at least I fell for him before I knew he was rich. That's new.

  • Troy : I love sushi.

    Adam : I love Lucy.

    Troy : Who doesn't? She's hilarious.

  • Eve : Oh, you coward.

    Troy : Gentleman coward.

  • Troy : Lying can be a very effective dating tool.

  • Troy : [pointing to Sophie's sizeable breast implants]  So, Sophie, when you fly to Paris, do you check these or are they carry-on?

  • Eve : And now I suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.

    Troy : No. He didn't go home with them.

    Eve : [Eve gives a happy look to Troy]  ... Well.

    Troy : He went home with Sophie.

    Eve : [screams really loudly]  No!

    Troy : Yep.

    Eve : No!

    Troy : She swept him out of the room, whispering little sweet French nothings into his ear.

  • Eve : [Trying to get rid of Troy]  You! Go to the bathroom!

    Troy : What, right *here*?

    [pause while Eve stares at him] 

    Troy : Well I thought I should check, you're being so bossy!

  • Troy : Can I ask you some questions?

    [Adam nods] 

    Troy : When did Alaska become a state?

    Adam : 1959.

    Troy : Okay, and who owned it before we did?

    Adam : Russia.

    Troy : And when did we get it from them?

    Adam : 1867. Seward's Folly. We purchased it for $7.2 million. Tidy sum then as well as now. I'm quoting my father, of course.

    Troy : Alright, what's the state capital?

    Adam : Juneau.

    Troy : Hello? It's Anchorage! Gotcha!

    Adam : Mm-mm, sorry. That's the largest city.

    [Troy leaves the room] 

    Adam : Where's he going?

    Eve : He's going to check your answers on his computer.

    Adam : He has a computer?

    Eve : Sure.

    Adam : In the house?

    Eve : No, actually, it's in the back yard. Of course it's in the house. It's in there.

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