Thursday (1998)
Thomas Jane: Casey
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Casey : I just love duct tape, don't you? Except you're probably one of those morons that calls it duck tape.
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Casey : There's a .45 in the fridge, and you grab a FUCKING frying pan!
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Nick : Ballpean's Casa, 7 o'clock.
Casey : Where the fuck a nigger get a name like that?
Nick : You seen Little Nigger's arm, right?
Casey : Oh, yeah.
Nick : That's why they call him Ballpean.
Casey : He broke Jimmy's arm?
Nick : With a 10-pound ballpean hammer. Three years ago, Lester James, AKA Ballpean, was a big stud motherfucker. Had a stable of bitches he fucked on a regular basis, but every couple of weeks he went out to get some strange...
Nick : One night Lester finds himself in this titty bar, and this KNOCKOUT white girl named Raven is just gyrating her little tits off. Well, Lester wanted her, in the WORST way. Even MORE when she told him to go fuck himself. He just sprinkles a little fairy dust on her, some how gets her to go back to his place. Well, that was all she wrote. He ABUSED this bitch. He FUCKED her every way that you can think of and THEN some. Finally, he gets ready to go AGAIN and he figures he'd really degrade this bitch and make her blow him. So, he pushes her head down, and BAM! She bites that motherfucker's dick clean off. Now, fortunately, they found it, and they sewed it back on - but it never worked right again...
Nick : The problem is, a story like that gets around. You know how it is? So, to combat this, any time he even heard anybody talk about it, he'd use his fuckin' hammer on 'em. Ballpean kinda stuck.
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[Casey is tied to a chair, Dallas is holding a gun on him]
Dallas : So, it looks like we're gonna have to wait for Nick. What should we do to kill some time? I know... Let's fuck.
Casey : [sarcastically] That's happening. Even if you weren't the most disgusting bitch I've ever met, I'd have to decline. You see, I'm a married man.
Dallas : You seem to be under the impression that you have a choice here.
[Dallas goes to the stereo and picks a CD to play]
Dallas : You'll appreciate the irony here.
[Dallas picks up a photo of Casey's wife, licks it, and puts it on the counter behind him]
Dallas : She wanted to watch.
Casey : Fuck you, bitch.
[Dallas slaps Casey hard across the face]
Casey : There's no fucking way you'll ever get me inside you.
[lyrics: "I don't know why I can't help myself"]
Dallas : [leans in close] You wanna bet?
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Casey : Since we're all good friends here I have a question for you.
Ballpean : Ask way.
Casey : I heard about this big bad motherfucker, has got this habit to hit niggers with a hammer. I've heard a reason why he uses it. I got sympathy for that. But... uh... there's one thing I just can' get out of my head.
Ballpean : Go on.
Casey : Well, I've heard about almost all niggers got these really big dicks, you know, salami size cocks. Now I had many different blowjobs by any number of different bitches so I know how much room my white boy's dick takes up in bitch's mouth right? My question is how in hell this little bitch got this big nigger's dick in her mouth and chopped it off with only one bite? She could gnaw it for a while but I don't think any motherfucker in here never let that happen. So the only thing I can think of is that this big bad-ass kicking nigger had this little, tiny dick that'd done no good anyway. So what do you think? Am I close?
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Casey : You know what they did in Ancient Rome, when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? They would cut off his DICK and they NAILED IT to the FUCKING GATE!
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Casey : [Casey picks up the phone] Hello!
Nick : Hey Casey!
Casey : NICK! Man it's good to hear from you! God damn, I just wanted to tell you how much I enjoyed your visit.
Nick : I know you're pissed.
Casey : Pissed? Oh no, I'm not pissed. If you hadn't brought your friends along what would I have done with my day, Man? I had missed out on being beaten, raped, abused, tied up, general fucked up. And not to mention what you have done for my house.
[He looks around in the kitchen]
Casey : What would you call it? Early gothic horror.
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Casey : What do ya think? Am I close?
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Dallas : I've gotta tell you, Casey. I'm not impressed. After everything I heard about you, I thought you were gonna be more like... me. But you are a sheep like all the rest.
Casey : There will come a time, when even you can't handle it any more. You'll pack it up... or you'll put a bullet in that pretty little head of yours, or someone else will.
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Kasarov : Tell you what, Casey. I'm gonna make you a deal. You have that money here tonight at 7 o'clock, and I'll make this fucking nightmare disappear. Where you got the bodies?
Casey : In the garage.
Kasarov : Let's go...
[cut to the garage]
Kasarov : What the fuck is this?
[two men hanging by legs from ceiling, gagged, whimpering]
Casey : I didn't know what to do with them.
[Kasarov draws his gun and puts 3 bullets into each man]
Kasarov : Well, I tell you something, Casey. If I was you, I'd clean up this mess, because your wife's gonna come home and she's not gonna be very happy.
Casey : Any suggestions?
Kasarov : Well, I'll tell you, if, uh, I'm not mistaken... I think today is garbage day.
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[Nick arrives at Casey's door, looking like a gangster]
Casey : Turn around and put your hands on the wall.
Nick : [scoffs] What?
Casey : Turn around and put your hands on that wall.
Nick : You're kidding, right?
[Casey crosses his arms and exhales]
Nick : You're not gonna try and fuck me, are you?
Casey : [patting Nick down] You wish.
Nick : This isn't exactly how I envisioned our re-union going.
[Casey spins Nick around, bear hugs him, and picks him up]
Nick : Oh, god damn! Ah! You had me going.
Casey : God damn! Good to see you.
[Casey pushes Nick and kisses him jokingly on the cheek]
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Casey : [to Nick] Look, you lying piece of shit. I am having a little bit of trouble COMING UP WITH REASONS *NOT* TO BLOW THE BACK OF YOUR *FUCKING* HEAD OFF!
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Casey : [Dallas arrives at the Casey's house] Can I help you?
Dallas : May I.
Casey : All right, may I help you?
Dallas : So you're Casey?
Casey : That's right.
Dallas : I'm a friend of Nick's.
Casey : I bet you are.
Dallas : May I come in?
Casey : Nick is not here right now.
Dallas : I'll wait.
Casey : I'm a little busy.
Dallas : Well, I'll be real quiet.
[Sneaks under Casey's arm into the house]
Casey : Look, lady, I just told you I'm a little busy.
Dr. Jarvis : It's quite all right, Mr. Wells, I think I would enjoy speaking with your friend.
Casey : She's not my friend, I don't know who the fuck she is.
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Nick : [Casey calls Nick in the car after found out about the drugs in the briefcase] Yeah?
Casey : I just wanna know one thing what kind of fucking drugs you're on?
Nick : What?
Casey : I wanna know what kind of FUCKING DRUGS YOU ARE ON THAT MADE YOU THINK YOU COULD BRING FUCKING SMACK INTO MY HOUSE?
Nick : The briefcase was closed, Case.
Casey : Yeah? Sue me.
Nick : It wasn't very trusty if you go through my shit.
Casey : This ain't exactly meant to borrow when you trade countier B, you've brought that shit in my house, in my home. Where you were invited to into as my FUCKING GUEST. You know what they did in Ancient Rome when a visitor violated somebody's hospitality? THEY CUT OFF HIS DICK AND THEY NAILED IT TO THE FUCKING GATE.
Nick : You see this is why I didn't wanna tell you. I knew you'd have a little enthusiasm for this deal. I have a little business to finish up here in Houston and I wanted to tell "adios" face to face.
Casey : I want you to penal your ass back here, pick up your shit and get the fuck out of my house.
Nick : No can do, buddy. I appreciate your situation but I told ya I have a little unfinished business to take care of.
[Connects a silencer on his gun]
Casey : Through what?
Nick : Little unfinished business.
Casey : If you're not back here in fifteen minutes you're gonna have to pick up your shit for the police evidence room.
Nick : And tell them what? Your ex-partner had a step by with a basket full of goodies and you felt it was your moral obligation to turn them in? I don't think so.
Casey : Look, you lying piece of shit! Right now I have a little trouble coming up with reasons not to BLOW THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF.
Nick : You don't sound like that happy suburban that I saw this morning. Don't forget...
[Knocks the phone on the wheel]
Nick : never can tell, they can listen us in. Just watch my shit, Case, I'll be back in a couple of hours, I'll pick my bags and I'll split.
Casey : Watch your shit? You're not hearing me, Nick, get...
Nick : Sorry, Case, time's up, gotta go.
[Hangs up]
Casey : Nick? Nick? Nick?
[In anger starts smashing the phone]
Casey : FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
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Dallas : [Dallas's tied up Casey] Well, Case, it's you and I. So what do you think?
Casey : How my wife is gonna have my ass when she finds out I let some dyke in a pink rubber dress blow off a chance for Happy Meals and diaper wipes.
Dallas : It's red, asshole.
[points gun at him]
Dallas : Or is it?
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Dallas : You can keep the smack and I'll take the money.
Casey : Money? What fucking money?
Dallas : Looks like we're going around circles here.
[Puts a gun to his head]
Dallas : I need two mill, Casey. Now let me...
Casey : Now let me explain something to you. I am not a drug dealer. It's been four years since I've seen any drugs. I'm an architect. I'm a little happy Republican who spends the majority of his time trying to figure out how to pay the fucking bills and how make my wife happy.
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Casey : [trying to convince himself] There is nothing in that case but a pack of legal documents. Maybe a box of condoms. That's it.
[suddenly grabs a screwdriver]
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Casey : [explaining away how long it took him to answer the door] I'm sorry about that, I couldn't find the key to the door.
Dr. Jarvis : I didn't hear it unlock.
Casey : Oh that's right, yeah, I didn't find it.
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[last lines]
Casey : Sweetheart, there are a lot of things you don't know about me...
