There's Something About Mary (1998) Poster

Sarah Silverman: Brenda

Quotes 

  • [to her girlfriends] 

    Mary : I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat hot dogs, I'm talking sausage hot dogs and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.

    Brenda : Hmm... a fatty who likes golf and beer. Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?

  • Lisa : [reading from a personal column]  Listen to this one: "Seeking sensitive WASP doctor to share candlelit dinners, long walks in Coconut Grove, marriage."

    Brenda : Is she looking for a corpse? You have to be specific when you write these. You've to say: "Seeking deaf mute with... you know, three pound cock and trust fund."

    [everybody laughs] 

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