Treasure Planet (2002)

Martin Short: B.E.N.

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Quotes 

• B.E.N. : I'm starting to see my life pass in front of my eyes! At least, I think it's my life.

  B.E.N. : [shouting]  Was I ever dancing with an android named Lupé?

• B.E.N. : Disable a few laser cannons. What is the big deal? All we gotta do is find that one little wire.

  [sees the huge jumble of wires] 

  B.E.N. : Oh mama.

• Jim Hawkins : [Finds a skeleton]  Captain Flint?

  B.E.N. : In the flesh! Well, sort of, except for skin, organs and anything that - that - that resembles flesh, that's not there.

• Jim Hawkins : Look, I'm kind of in a hurry, okay? I've gotta find a place to hide and there's pirates chasing me...

  B.E.N. : Oh, pirates! Don't get me started on pirates, I don't like them! I remember Captain Flint. This guy had *such* a temper.

  Jim Hawkins : Wait, you knew Captain Flint?

  B.E.N. : I think he suffered from mood swings. Personally, I'm not a therapist, but I - you'll let me know when I'm rambling?

• Jim Hawkins : Whoa! What is all this stuff?

  B.E.N. : You mean the miles and miles of machinery that run through the entire course of the inside of this planet? Not a clue!

• Jim Hawkins : But then - then you gotta know - about the treasure?

  B.E.N. : Treasure?

  Jim Hawkins : Yeah, you know, Flint's trove? The loot of a thousand worlds?

  B.E.N. : Well, it's all a little - little - little - fuzzy. Wait. I re-re-remember. I do, I - Treasure! Lots of treasure! Buried in the centroid - centroid - centroid of the mechanism! And there was this big door, opening and closing and opening and closing! And Captain Flint wanted to make sure nobody could ever get to his treasure, so I helped him - naaaaaaah data inaccessible! Reboot! Reboot! Reboot!

  [Jim slaps him] 

  B.E.N. : And you are?

  Jim Hawkins : Wait, wait, wait! What about the treasure?

  B.E.N. : I wanna say Larry.

• B.E.N. : [fixing the gravity]  Back you go, you naughty plug!

• B.E.N. : I'm sorry, my memory isn't what it used to be. I've lost my mind. Ha ha! I've lost my mind! You haven't found it, have you?

• [Treasure Planet is blowing up and Jim and BEN are on Flint's ship] 

  B.E.N. : Run, Jimmy! Run for your life!

  Jim Hawkins : You go back and help the captain and Doc! lf l'm not there in minutes, leave without me.

  B.E.N. : l am not leaving my buddy Jimmy.

  [Jim gives BEN an evil glare] 

  B.E.N. : Unless he looks at me like that. Bye, Jim!