Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place (1998–2001)

Suzanne Cryer: Ashley Walker

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Quotes 

• Berg : I can't stand you.

  Ashley : I loathe you.

  Berg : I despise you.

  Ashley : I hate you.

  Berg : I can get us a room.

  Ashley : I can drive.

• Berg : [upon meeting Ashley]  See anything you like?

  Ashley Walker : Wow, where you get that line? Because you need to give it back.

• Ashley : Well, a strong enough wind could blow it right over.

  Pete : [laughs]  What, are you kiddin' me? You're a med student. What the hell do you know about architecture?

  Ashley : Well, my father's an architect.

  Pete : Yeah, well, my mother's a woman, but that doesn't mean I understand them.

  Sharon : It's true, he really doesn't.

• [at a boxing match] 

  Ashley : What am I doing here?

  Sharon : According to the Bible, to balance out "good."

• Ashley : Aww, you like Irene!

  Berg : [pretending he doesn't]  *You* like Irene!

  Ashley : It's OK, Berg. Some people actually think it's a good thing to like the person you're making love to.

  Berg : We are not making love! We're having sex! We're having dirty, dirty sex!

• Ashley : Sharon doesn't want to rush into marriage and make the same mistakes that her mother did.

  Berg : Oh ,yeah, that's it.

  Sharon : That *is* it.

  Berg : I said, "Oh yeah that's it."

• Ashley : Go like this.

  [pretending to get something out of her teeth] 

  Berg : [picking his teeth]  What, do I have something in my teeth?

  Ashley : No, now go away.