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Lowest-brow porn crap
Though 1984 was a year when Porno Chic was in bloom in Adult Cinema, there was plenty of junk released to the nation's porn theaters. Leon Gucci (a/k/a Leonard Kirtman back in the drive-in movie days with oft-booked "Carnival of Blood") made his name with kiddie porn, not the illegal kind but rather jail-bait movies starring underage-looking starlets, but here he's shooting a throwback to the one-day wonders of a decade or so earlier.
Porn parodies are the worst of "story" porn, and here's one in reverse. Instead of the great little movie "Waitress" and its hit Broadway musical adaptation, is "Head Waitress" -the addition of the word head is archetypal porn spoof titling. But Kirtman would have had to use a time machine to spoof a 2007 mainstream film in 1984!
Sexually-harassed waitresses banding together to turn the tables by taking over their restaurant and turning it into a brothel is dumb, but the execution is dumber. Made unwatchable (unless the mute button is applied) by the cornpone "country" musical score, it's mechanical sex scenes one after the other of zero interest. Crystal Breeze looks fine as usual, but one feels sorry for her signing up for this thankless assignment.
Porn parodies are the worst of "story" porn, and here's one in reverse. Instead of the great little movie "Waitress" and its hit Broadway musical adaptation, is "Head Waitress" -the addition of the word head is archetypal porn spoof titling. But Kirtman would have had to use a time machine to spoof a 2007 mainstream film in 1984!
Sexually-harassed waitresses banding together to turn the tables by taking over their restaurant and turning it into a brothel is dumb, but the execution is dumber. Made unwatchable (unless the mute button is applied) by the cornpone "country" musical score, it's mechanical sex scenes one after the other of zero interest. Crystal Breeze looks fine as usual, but one feels sorry for her signing up for this thankless assignment.
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- Aug 12, 2023
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