The World Is Not Enough (1999)

Robbie Coltrane: Valentin Zukovsky

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Quotes 

• James Bond : What business do you have with Elektra King?

  Zukovsky : I thought it was *you* who was giving her the business.

• [Bull is shot to see Zukovsky survived the explosion at the safehouse] 

  Bull : Boss? You're alive! I'm so glad to see you!

  Zukovsky : Me too!

  [Shoots Bull] 

• [Zukovzky fixes the "Zukovsky's Finest" logo on his office door] 

  Zukovsky : There's nothing in this place straight.

  [Zukovsky opens the door and is shocked to see Christmas sitting on a couch in his office] 

  Zukovsky : Who are you, and how did you get in? I'll call security and congratulate them. Drink?

  [the office door moves back, and Bond appears holding a guy at gunpoint] 

  Zukovsky : Can't you just say a hello, like a normal person?

  James Bond : [to guy]  Get lost.

  [the guy heads moves towards the door, and Bond grabs him by the shirt collar] 

  James Bond : [to guy]  No, no, no, no, no. Down the back!

  [to Zukovsky] 

  James Bond : What's your business with Elektra King?

  Zukovsky : I thought you were the one giving her the business.

  [Bond points his gun at Zukovsky and walks towards him. Zukovsky walks backwards towards the wall] 

  James Bond : She drops a million dollars in your casino and you don't even blink an eye! What's she paying you off for?

  Zukovsky : [to Chistmas]  You know, if I were you, a relationship with a man like that, I wouldn't bet on it.

  [Bond tackles Zukovsky and shoves him back into a wall-mounted shelf full of caviar. At that moment, the sound of helicopters surround the skies over the caviar factory] 

  Zukovsky : Five thousand dollars of Beluga, ruined!

  James Bond : That's nothing compared to what a twenty megaton nuclear bomb can do!

  Zukovsky : What are you talking about?

  Dr. Christmas Jones : We had a nuclear bomb stolen this morning!

  James Bond : Renard and Elektra King are working together!

  Zukovsky : I didn't know!

  James Bond : Well, what do you know?

• Zukovsky : I'm looking for a submarine. It's big and black, and the driver is a very good friend of mine.

  Zukovsky : [sees captain hat]  Bring it to me!

  Elektra King : [takes hat]  What a shame, he's just gone.

  [Shoots Zukovsky] 

• Zukovsky : Oh, look. We have no roof, but at least we have four good walls.

  [the factory falls apart] 

  Zukovsky : The insurance company is NEVER going to believe this!

• [Bond finds Zukovsky, Bull, and two women in the casino office] 

  Zukovsky : Bull, give them an inch.

  [Bull gives each woman an inch-thick stack of cash, and the three of them start to leave] 

  Zukovsky : Make sure they lose it in this casino, huh?

  Bull : I'll see you later, Mr. Bond.

  [Bond sees that Bull has a mouthful of gold teeth] 

  James Bond : I see you put your money where your mouth is.

  Zukovsky : Mr. Bullion does not trust banks.

• Zukovsky : Bond! James Bond! Meet Nina and Verushka.

  James Bond : Loose the girls, Valentin. We need to talk.

  Zukovsky : Why am I suddenly worried that I'm not carrying enough insurance? Chill out, James. Fine, ladies. Go on. Beat it. Scram.

• Zukovsky : So, what's it to be? Vingt et un? Blackjack? You're father's favorite?

  Elektra King : Let's keep it simple. One card. High draw. A million dollars.

• Zukovsky : Always something. First the casino. Now the caviar factory. I am a slave to the free-market economy.

• Zukovsky : This used to be the KGB's Istanbul safe house. Now it's FSB - Federal Security Bureau. Same old friendly service with a new name.

• Zukovsky : [to Bull]  You! Where have you been, you gold-encrusted buffoon?

  Bull : Sorry, boss. I must have bumped my head.

  Zukovsky : Oh, really? Get me out of here. I'll show you what a bumped head feels like.