Dick (1999)

Dan Hedaya: Dick

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• Betsy Jobs : We heard that tape!

  Dick : What'd you hear?

  Betsy Jobs : You kick Checkers! And you're prejudiced and you have a potty-mouth!

• Dick : Checkers - shut up. Or I'll feed you to the Chinese.

• Dick : I've got a way with young people. They trust me.

• Dick : You know girls, l think your cookies have just saved the world from nuclear catastrophe.

• John Dean : Mr. President, the Attorney General is waiting upstairs, sir.

  Dick : Didn't I fire him?

  John Dean : It's the new one, sir.

• Arlene Lorenzo : We think you haven't been completely honest with us.

  Dick : Let me tell you, if it's about that goddamn Watergate! I tell you, I had NOTHING to do with it, you hear? It's those goddamn Woodward and Burnstein! They're out to get me!

  Arlene Lorenzo : [Stunned silence]  Actually it was just about the dog.

  Betsy Jobs : You act like you like him. But we don't think you do.

  Dick : What dog?

• Dick : Pat, will ya stop snoring, goddamn it! My head is about to explode!

• Arlene Lorenzo : Why were they shredding all that paper?

  Dick : Oh, papier-mâché is a hobby of mine.

• Dick : How are you doing young ladies? What are your names?

  Betsy Jobs : I'm Betsy and this is Arlene, Mr. President.

  Dick : Okay, call me Dick.

  Betsy Jobs : Hi Dick.

• Dick : I had you checked out. There's probably more in there than you know about yourselves.

  Betsy Jobs : Even grades?

  Dick : Yeah, grades, your parents' income tax returns, overdue library books. The whole kit and caboodle.

• Betsy Jobs : Peace.

  Dick : Oh, good. I mean, eh, groovy.