It's Like, You Know... (1999–2001)

Chris Eigeman: Arthur Garment

Quotes 

• Arthur Garment : You know, you look different somehow.

  Jennifer Grey : Well, you see a movie ten years ago...

  Arthur Garment : I saw it just recently.

  Jennifer Grey : ...on a small TV screen...

  Arthur Garment : This was a revival. Huge movie screen.

  Jennifer Grey : ...sitting so far back...

  Arthur Garment : Front row. Right up close.

  Jennifer Grey : NOSE JOB!

  Arthur Garment : Oh... Just one?

• Arthur Garment : No! He was not LITERALLY strangled with options. I'm sick of people misusing that word; how can you LITERALLY be strangled with options?

• Man on Plane : Hey, you're blocking my vision.

  Arthur Garment : I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were HAVING a vision.