Better Than Chocolate (1999)

Ann-Marie MacDonald: Frances

Quotes 

• Frances : Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.

  Mr. Marcus : Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...

  Frances : Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.

  Mr. Marcus : In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

  Frances : We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

  Mr. Marcus : From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

• Mr. L.B. Marcus : The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.

  Frances : Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?

  Mr. Marcus : Well, we, we thought it was something else.

• [Frances is about to attack the homophobic customs official; Bernice, a security guard, steps in] 

  Bernice : Do we have a problem in here?

  Frances : Bernice? Oh my god, I haven't seen you since the women's music festival!

  [Bernice hustles Frances and Maggie out the door] 

• Frances : Of course it's obscene! That's the point!