Grace & Glorie (1998 TV Movie)

Gena Rowlands: Grace Stiles

Quotes 

• Grace : You don't eat chicken?

  Gloria : Not ones that I've made eye contact with.

• [About urinating] 

  Gloria : I probably shouldn't even say this, but if I had the opportunity to do it in my mother-in-law's soup tureen, I would!

  Grace : That's a very nice suggestion, but you got to realize, I'm gonna meet Gabriella Stiles very soon and can you imagine spending all eternity with her following me around gabbing about a soup tureen?

• Gloria : How does this thing work?

  Grace : It's got a handle and a spout, how do you think it works?

  Gloria : Well humor me Mrs Stiles, I'm not a morning person!

• Grace : She's my youngest older brother's middle son's first daughter's third child. By her second marriage

  Gloria : Well, who can compete with THAT?!

• Gloria : Mrs Stiles, I don't believe in the devil

  Grace : You think he cares about that?

• Gloria : Mrs Stiles, my name isn't Glorie, it's Gloria

  Grace : And my name isn't Mrs Stiles, it's Grace

• Grace : I know what I'll give you. You can have Gabriella's soup turine. How's that?

  Gloria : I would be honored

  Grace : Really? I'm glad. This way you'll remember for the rest of your life what an old peepot I was!