Cecil B. Demented (2000)

Alicia Witt: Cherish

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Quotes 

• Cherish : All my directors fuck me.

  Cecil : I am not all your directors! I am Cecil B. Demented!

• Fidget : No! I want to go home! I don't want to be in show business anymore!

  Cecil : I knew you were the weak one, Fidget. Just remember, your parents liked Godzilla.

  Lyle : They wouldn't even let you see R-rated films as a child.

  Dinah : They've never even been to a midnight movie.

  Chardonnay : They enjoy classic TV sitcoms turned into feature length films.

  Cherish : They've never rented a porno movie.

  Cecil : And to top it all off, they talk out loud in the theatre once the feature has begun.

  Honey : Oh, that really is unforgivable, Fidget.

  Fidget : Okay, okay! My parents are the enemies of film!

• Cherish : Porno Fans! It's me, Cherish! And I need your hardcore help!

• Cherish : We can fuck now?

  Cecil : From here to Timbuktu!

• Honey : Cherish, this is America, you know. It's a free country. People can make bad movies if they so desire.

  Cecil : Not anymore they don't!

  Cherish : You think just cause you've made "real" movies you're better than me, don't you?

  Honey : Oh, please.

  Cherish : Do you know why I became a porno star?

  [everyone in van groans] 

  Cecil : Cherish has recovered memory.

  Cherish : When I was ten years old, my entire family fucked me under the Christmas tree.

  Honey : I'm so sorry.

  Cherish : Yeah, I bet you are... "jingle balls, jingle balls" my stupid brother started singing.

  Honey : [laughs] 

  Cherish : You think that's funny?

  Honey : [still laughing]  No, I don't.

  Cecil : That's all behind you now, Cherish. We're here, and we're makin' movies.

• [filming a scene for "Raving Beauty"] 

  Honey : It's that fucking new multiplex that opened in the mall, isn't it?

  Cherish : I heard they were sold out last night, mom.

  Lyle : No, not for the Flinstones sequel...!