Scary Movie (2000)
Jon Abrahams: Bobby Prinze
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Quotes
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Cindy Campbell : I thought you loved me.
Bobby : Oh, I did, baby, I did. But being in abstinence makes you wonder new things about yourself. That's right Cindy, I'm gay. And in case you haven't noticed, so is Ray.
Ray : What? I ain't gay!
Bobby : What are you talking about? You took me to that club.
Ray : So? They play good music.
Bobby : What about our trip to San Francisco?
Ray : I wanted to go shopping.
Bobby : [on the verge of tears] But... you made love to me.
Ray : First of all, you sucked my...
Bobby : Whatever!
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Shorty : Theres blood, guts and asses everywhere, someone's gone all crazy, son!
Bobby : We all go a little crazy sometimes.
[Bobby shoots Shorty in the chest]
Cindy Campbell : Bobby, no!
Shorty : [Lying on the ground] Oh, Cindy he got me in the lung.
[Smoke is coming out of the wound]
Shorty : Wanna hit this shit?
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Cindy Campbell : Why are you doing this?
Bobby : Why? Why? You hear that, Ray. I think she wants a motive.
Bobby : Did Scream have a plot?
Ray : No.
Bobby : Did I Know What You Did Last Summer make any sense? Don't think so. And what about the sequel? What the hell was with that fat, white Jamaican kid?
Ray : Oh, I want to kill that motherfucker.
Cindy Campbell : It was bad casting, Bobby.
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Cindy Campbell : What's wrong? Bobby, she's gone and she's not coming back.
Bobby : It's been over a year now, Cindy!
Cindy Campbell : But Ginger was such an important part of the Spice Girls.
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Bobby : I was, uh, home watching The Exorcist, and it got me thinking about you.
Cindy Campbell : If this is about the time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix-- it was my first keg party, Bobby.
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Bobby : That's very, uh, seventies of you.
