But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Katharine Towne: Sinead

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• Sinead : I'm Sinead. I like pain. I'm a homosexual.

• Mary : Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?

  Andre : Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.

  Mary : Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!

  Megan : Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.

  Graham : I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.

  Megan : Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?

  Graham : We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.

  Mary : Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.

  Graham : My mother got married in pants.

  [group applauds] 

  Mary : All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!

  Dolph : Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.

  Mary : Hilary?

  Hilary : Um, all girl boarding school.

  Mary : Sinead.

  Sinead : I was born in France.

  Mary : Clayton.

  Clayton Dunn : My mom let me play in her pumps.

  Jan : I like balls.

  Mary : Why, thank you for that Jan.

  [group applauds] 

  Mary : Joel?

  Joel : Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.

• Sinead : If that little twink would've narked on me, heads would have rolled.