Norm (1999–2001)

Artie Lange: Artie Henderson

Quotes 

• Artie Henderson : I'm a little overweight due to a genetic disorder that makes fried chicken delicious.

• Max Denby : Artie, are you able to contribute or think of anything worth of USE to this office?

  Artie Henderson : [Artie farts extremely loudly and for a long period of time]  Yeah I really gotta lay off the cheese blintzes.

• Norm : Hey Artie, have you thought about getting off my couch for once and getting yourself, oh I don't know, a job?

  Artie Henderson : Hey I just got a job recently. I stand in the unemployment line and scratch my ass there.