Family Guy (1999– )
Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, John Herbert, Bruce the Performance Artist, Consuela, Bruce, Jesse, Fouad, Jeffrey, Various, Cleveland Brown as R2-D2, Greased-up Deaf Guy, John Herbert as Obi-Wan Kenobi, Mr. Herbert, Rallo Tubbs, Bruce The Performance Artist, Cleveland Brown Jr., Doctor, Greased-Up Deaf Guy, Michael Moore, Nurse, O.J. Simpson, Officer, RJ, Secret Service Agent, Spider-Man, Waiter, Air Traffic Controller, Airplane, Andy Rooney, Assistant Worker, Bike Courier, Black Father, Black Guy, Black Man, Booze Cruiser, Boss, Brian's Lawyer, Broderick Brown, Bruce the Performance Artist as Angel Gabriel, Bruce the Performance Artist as Captain Piett, Bruce the Performance Artist as Chimey Sweep, Bruce the Performance Artist as Greedo, Bruce the Shark, Carnival Worker, Chief, Church of Spaceship Beep Boop Representative, Cleve Tessio, Cleveland Brown as Businessman, Cleveland Brown as Wise Man, Coat Check Employee, Coffee Shop Customer, Colonel Cleveland, Consuela as Gatekeeper Droid, Consuela as Virginity Coach, Consuela the Waterbear, Cool Hand Luke, Criminal, Crowd Member, Custody Agent, Deliveryman, Department Store Employee, Documentary Narrator, ESPN announcer, Easy Storage Auctioneer, Employee #2, Executive #1, Eyes Wide Shut Bouncer, Fab 'Milli' Morvan, Food Truck Cook, Fouad as Imperial Officer, Friar, Fuad, GUNSAM Host, Gardner, Gay Encounter Man, Giant Mutant Rat, Greased Up Deaf Guy, Gun Range Employee, Harry McAfee, Head Construction Worker, Howard Hesseman, Insurance Agent, Jamie Spears, Janitor, Jaws, Jeff Bezos, Jeffry, John Wayne Bobbitt, John-Boy, Johnny, Literary Publisher, Magic Johnson, Male Student #1, Man, Man #1, Man in Mayor West's Narration, Man in Ocean, Mario, Mexican Priest, Michelin Man...
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Quotes
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Jaws : Hey. I'm gonna eat 'cha. I'm gonna eat that hairy leg. I'm gonna eat that other one, too. I can see right up in them shorts. Got lots of rows of teeth to chew you with. Dun-na, Dun-na, Dun-na. Oh, I did eat a fat kid on a raft earlier. That's OK though, I have been swimming a lot.
[eats the swimmers]
Jaws : . Yummy.
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Herbert : Hey, muscly arm, why the long face?
Chris : It's this girl. I can't talk to her. It's like girls are a different species or something.
Herbert : Who needs them? You like Popsicles?
Chris : Well, sure.
Herbert : Then you need to come on down to the cellar. I got a whole freezer full of Popsicles.
Chris : No, thanks. I gotta get going.
Herbert : Don't make me beg now.
Chris : You're funny. Bye.
Herbert : Get your fat ass back here.
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Luke Skywalker : Okay I'll just make a quick incision here and we'll be all done, Mrs. Wilson.
Ben Kenobi : Luke, use the Force.
Luke Skywalker : Really? Because I was just gonna...
Ben Kenobi : Just use the Force.
Luke Skywalker : Okay!
[Luke's lightsaber floats above Mrs. Wilson and stabs her right through the eye. She starts screaming]
Luke Skywalker : Are you happy?
Ben Kenobi : I've never been happy.
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Peter Griffin : Brian, tape this for me.
Brian Griffin : Oh, sorry. The VCR hasn't worked since you tried to tape Monday Night Football.
[Flashback: FBI Agents burst in just as Peter is about to tape]
FBI Agent : Do you have the expressed written consent of ABC Sports and the National Football League?
Peter Griffin : Just ABC.
[FBI Agents blow the VCR to bits]
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Bruce : I live in the incongrously purple house on the corner with all the Desert Plants.
Peter Griffin : I know it well! I have left my dog's expulsions on your Astroturf many a time! Welcome to our home!
