Get Over It (2001)

Colin Hanks: Felix Woods

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Quotes 

• Felix Woods : You know that song "Pocketful of Dreams"?

  Band Member : Down here we call it "Pocketful of Ass".

• Felix Woods : Hey grabby hands, step away from the sister.

• Felix Woods : Just keep an eye on her man. 'Cause some of those theatre guys, they have a reputation of being kinda...

  Dennis Wallace : Gay?

  Felix Woods : See, now that's what they want you to think.

• Felix : Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here?

  Kelly : Don't worry Felix I'm handling it.

  Felix : No, you're being handled by leather pants over here, there's a difference.

• [Berke and Felix talking on phone] 

  Berke : So whatcha doin?

  Felix : Nothing, just watching Chester screw the rubber tree.

  Berke : What, is that some kind of expression?

  Felix : No, we're babysitting my aunt's dog for the weekend, it's some... kind of... hormonal imbalance...?

  [tilts head] 

  Berke : Wow.

• Dennis Wallace : [talking about Berke's ex-girlfriend]  Who marries their high school girlfriend, anyway?

  Felix : And don't say Macaulay Culkin.