Guest House Paradiso (1999)

Simon Pegg: Mr. Nice

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Quotes 

• Richard Twat : What about that ring

  Mrs Nice : I never take it off.

  Richard Twat : Well what about the watch then? Is that expensive?

  Mr Nice : Oh, it's just a cheap copy.

  Eddie Elizabeth Ndingombaba : Well that will do, the pawnbroker is very shortsighted.

  Richard Twat : EDDIE! means, that you don't need a watch in paradise. Time... stops here

  [Mr. Nice hands over the watch] 

• Mr Nice : [dreaming while hanging by a nipple ring from a fishing line]  Oh, Princess Diana! Smack me up, you bitch!