- Henry Creedlow: The man had gone to market, to buy a diamond ring. The man who never noticed, that he was not a king. He choose the brightest sparkle, a diamond made of glass. The setting bright and gold, was crafted out of brass. The man spent all his money, the jeweler was a cheat. He told the man that royals, wore diamonds on their feet. The man went proudly walking, inside his shoe the ring. And no one ever told him, that he was not a king.
- [after Katie issues several insults to Henry in Spanish, he responds in the same language]
- Katie Saldano: I didn't know you speak Spanish.
- Henry Creedlow: I'm full of surprises.
- Henry Creedlow: Looks like you pissed yourself there buddy, must be the stress, stress of high finance
- [to his wife's small dog as he eats breakfast...]
- Henry Creedlow: This is people food, not mouse food.