Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000)

Jeffrey Donovan: Jeff

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• Jeff : The gene pool is a little shallow here. Dive in and you'll crack your skull open.

• Stephen : How many Heather Donahues does it take to screw in a light bulb?

  Jeff : How many?

  Stephen : [imitating Heather's loud screaming from the first Blair Witch movie]  Just one! Just one of them!

• Erica : [Erica finds a cache of video cameras at Jeff's house]  I thought all your cameras got trashed.

  Jeff : Yeah, well, you can never have too many.

  Stephen : Uh, Jeff, I think we've had enough videotaping for one weekend.

  Erica : Yeah, dude. Tour's over.

  Jeff : Well, maybe the tour's just begun, Erica, because you're walking into the official Blair store. Come on in, everybody. This is where it all begins. This is the epicenter of the Blair Witch Hunt website. Uh, let's see now... I got my sticks. You can touch these, they're for the stick men. Don't touch those, those are drying. What else?

  Tristen : Jeff, did you collect these all in the Black Hills?

  Jeff : Yeah, every single twig. Over here, we've got a rock formation. Oh, my God, who made that? Oh, I did earlier. Over here, we've got Parr ruins foundation dirt. That's a big item. I sell that. T-shirts, and sweatshirts and hats.

  [hands Tristen a hat] 

  Jeff : Here, Tristen, that's for you. Gratis.

  Tristen : I feel better.

• Stephen : There was a Safeway a while back...

  Jeff : That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don't even piss there.

• Jeff : We're all virgins on this bus!

• Jeff : Ladies and gentlemen, that there is a naked woman!

• Jeff : You know, there's a lot of naysayers who come and say "Nay".

• Jeff : If you don't believe in the Blair Witch, then why the hell did you come along?

  Kim : I thought the movie was cool.