The Fairly OddParents (2001–2017)
Tara Strong: Timmy Turner, Timmy, Poof, Baby Poof, Tad, Computer Voice, Britney Britney, Kid, Girl #1, Kid #1, Baby, Princess Mandie, Vicky's Mom, Canadian Goose, Child, Computer, Fairy #2, Woman, 8-Year-Old-Girl, Anger, Attractive Woman, Australian Girl, B.R.A.T. Girl, Baby Flappy, Ballboy, Baseball Kid, Beautiful Nurse, Beverly, Blob #1, Blob #2, Blockhead Kid, Blonda Fairywinkle, Brenda, Carly, Cartoon Kid, Cheerleaders, Choir, Common Sense, Country Boy, Cow, Customer #1, Daughter, Debbie, Dolores, Dr. Tina Tune-up, Ducky, Eric, Fairy #1, Fairy #4, Fairy Clerk, Fairy Girl, Fan #1, Female Fairy #1, Fish Finder, Gigglepie Overlord Blee, Girl #2, Girl Fan #1, Girly Voice, Goldie, Grass Skirt Girl, Guitar, Heather, Kid #2, Kimmy, Kitty Horn, Lady #1, Lauren Ledergerber, Lawn Mower Kid, Little Girl, Long Face Kid, Mandie, Mary Lou, Mechanical Baby, Mindy Wienergristle, Miss Idaho, Mother, Mrs. Hempel, Nerd #2, Nurse, Orphan Walla, Patron, Paula Poundcake, Phone Lady, Popular Girl, Projector, Ranch Girl, Receptionist Fairy, Rental, Reporter #1, Rival Kid, Robo Maid, Robotic Voice, Sanjay's Mom, Scout, Secretary, Snooty Fairy #1, Sprout, Sue Shi, Supermodel, Susan C. Anthony...
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Quotes
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Timmy Turner : Hey guys, what's new?
[Cosmo lights candles under water]
Wanda : The laws of physics.
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Timmy Turner : Note to self: Never break up with a girl in the Violent Gardening Tool section.
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Timmy Turner : I'm big, I'm hurting people, and I'm misunderstood!
Cosmo : Just like The IRS.
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Timmy Turner : Dogs have great sense of smell, they can see in black and white, and they can go to the bathroom any where they want.
Cosmo : So can I, I'm just polite.
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Timmy Turner : This is great! A world without girls. I can do whatever I want!
Timmy Turner : [farts] I'm free!
Cosmo : [Cosmo sniffs the air] Wow, freedom stinks.
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Timmy Turner : Wow, my mom as a kid.
Young Dad Turner : Yeah... and she's got a beautiful name. It's...
[a Mack truck, blowing its horn drives by Timmy and Young Dad]
Young Dad Turner : ...but everybody calls her Mom.
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Timmy Turner : I wish I could leave this room inconspicuously.
[Cosmo turns his desk legs into rockets. Timmy blasts through the ceiling]
Timmy Turner : Aaaagggghhh!
Wanda : [to Cosmo] It means without being noticed.
Cosmo : Well, if he wasn't screaming, he wouldn've been noticed.
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Timmy Turner : This may sound cliche, but you've gotta throw my severed head into the clearance bin!
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Cosmo : If Wanda sees this, she's gonna think I'm an idiot.
Timmy Turner : And this would be news to her *how*?
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Denzel Crocker : [shows painting] And here's another painting... The Scream.
Timmy Turner : Why is he screaming?
Denzel Crocker : Because he was wrong! And he got an F!
[unrolls bottom of painting to reveal a table next to the screaming person, with an F on it]
Denzel Crocker : Like you!
[sticks a paper marked F on Timmy's hair]
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Dad : [sees Timmy looking at Mr. Crocker in a dress on his computer]
Dad : Egad! You know you're not supposed to be on those kinds of websites!
Timmy Turner : But that's my teacher.
Dad : Well it does make him look pretty...
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Vicky : All right twerp, time for bed!
Timmy Turner : But it's only six-o-four!
Vicky : Well, it's nine-o-four on the East Coast. BED!
[one moment later, in Timmy's bedroom, Timmy's clock changes to six-o-five]
Cosmo : Now it's nine-o-five on the East Coast!
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Mom Turner : [Timmy is eating ceral like a dog] He sure is hungry.
Dad Turner : No, no, that's just the way all kids eat cereal now; face first. I'm hip!
[Starts to eat his cereal like Timmy]
Timmy Turner : [School bus arrives] School bus! School bus! Chase! Chase! Chase! Chase!
Dad Turner : Wow, does Timmy love school or what?
[Sticks face into cup of hot coffee]
Dad Turner : Oww, hot! It doesn't work with hot!
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Timmy Turner : Boring conversation. Can't focus.
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Wanda : Look at our chart. 99.9% Timmy. 0.01% Other.
Timmy Turner : What's the other?
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Cosmo : The good news is I found my spleen!
Timmy Turner : That's a rare steak.
Cosmo : In that case, I'm taking it back. I ordered my spleen medium rare.
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Principal Waxelplax : [after Timmy has won the election and the kids have come back from getting food poisoning from cake] So, Timmy, what do you say to having all the responsibilities of president?
Timmy Turner : Piece of cake!
[all kids get sick and their faces turn green]
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Timmy Turner : May I *please* have my ball back?
Dr. Bender : What's the word I'm looking for? Uh... NO! HAHAHA
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Timmy Turner : Awesome- boys fighting over me!
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Timmy Turner : It's fun and destructive. It's funstructive.
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Timmy Turner : Man, that was one tough montage.
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[theme song]
Chorus : Timmy is an average kid that no one understands / Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving him commands!
Vicky : BED, TWERP!
Chorus : The doom and gloom, up in his room / is broken instantly / by his magic little fish, who grant his every wish / Cause in reality, they are his... OddParents, Fairly OddParents!
Wanda : Wands and wings!
Cosmo : Floaty crowny things!
Chorus : OddParents, Fairly OddParents! Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod!
Timmy Turner : Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice! Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!
Chorus : OddParents, Fairy OddParents! It flips your lid, when you are the kid with Fairly OddParents!
Vicky : Yeah, right!
[Vicky gets zapped]
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Timmy Turner : [being embraced by Vicky] Urk... Oxygen... Darkness...
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Timmy Turner : Feel better now?
Chip Skylark : Yeah. I didn't have to go to the bathroom, but the sound of flushing calms me down.
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Timmy Turner : [reading the title of a book that Dad Turner has just handed him] The Stupid Dad's Guide For Teaching His Weak and Defenseless Son Kung Fu?
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Dad : My dreams were shattered many years ago.
Timmy Turner : How many years ago?
Dad : How old are you?
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Wanda : Won't your parents worry about where you are?
Timmy Turner : We've only been gone 15 seconds.
Dad : Where were you! There was a 15 second period where I had no idea where you were!
Timmy Turner : Geez dad, chill out! Would mom get this upset?
Dad : Eh, I don't know. Let's ask her while I'm drinking a glass of water.
[pulls out a puppet of Timmy's mom]
Mom puppet : I think you're being too hard on Timmy.
Dad : [spits out water] Oh sure, take his side!
Timmy Turner : No amount of therapy will ever make this moment ok.
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Timmy Turner : Don't you understand? He could turn gravity into gravy! He could turn the planets into plants!
Wanda : He could turn Uranus into... Oh my gosh! We have to stop him!
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[flying in a space ship and getting ready to crash]
Dad : We need to let off some weight!
[looks around in panic]
Dad : hmm, bowling balls, barbells, a suit of armor... Timmy's fish!
[throws Timmy's fish out the airlock]
Timmy Turner : Ahhh! You couldn't of thrown out the barbells?
Dad : Eh, they're your mothers. I can't lift them!
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Dad : And that's where babies come from.
Timmy Turner : But what's the machine for?
Dad : I'll tell you when you're older.
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[the people of Atlantis have summoned a kraken to eat Cosmo for sinking their city]
Timmy Turner : Woah, that's pretty harsh for sinking Atlantis one time.
Cosmo : Uh, actually I sank it nine times...
Wanda : You sank Atlantis nine times! Where was I when this happened?
Cosmo : Oh, please! I have a whole secret life you know nothing about!
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Dr. Bill : Is your child despondent a lot? Well don't blame them, blame yourselves! Take the bad parent test!
Dad Turner : Oh, I love Dr. Bill's parenting tests! They help us realize what great parents we are!
Dr. Bill : Does your child say I'm busy a lot?
Mom Turner : [Timmy runs by] Hey, Timmy, we're watching Dr. Bill...
Timmy Turner : [interrupts and runs off] I'm busy!
Dr. Bill : Do they use a lot of paper towels, spend too much time in their rooms and say don't bother me?
Timmy Turner : [Timmy runs by again] I'm just gonna take these paper towels up to my room so don't bother me!
Mom Turner : Oh no! We're bad parents!
Dr. Bill : But it's not too late to be great parents! Rebuild and reconnect your family with a family play date! Get the whole family together and bake brownies, get crazy and jump on the couch or go outside and play croquet.
