Say It Isn't So (2001)

Heather Graham: Josephine Wingfield

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Quotes 

• Josephine Wingfield : Who's next?

  Gilbert Noble : Um, right here.

  Josephine Wingfield : Come here.

  [puts barber cape on Gilly] 

  Josephine Wingfield : So, how do you like it?

  Gilbert Noble : Uh you know just... Just like it is, only not quite so long.

  Josephine Wingfield : So you want it shorter then?

  Gilbert Noble : Yeah, shorter. I think shorter is the way to go.

  [She sprays his hair; some water gets into his eyes, which he closes; she then combs the back of his head] 

  Gilbert Noble : So, you cut a lot of hair?

  Josephine Wingfield : [laughs]  I guess so. I mean, I've been working here a month or so, ever since I moved back.

  Gilbert Noble : Oh, so you're not from, uh-- where-where you from?

  Josephine Wingfield : [notices a knot in Gilly's hair]  Oh, I'm from here. Yeah, I was living in Oregon for a while, Beaver, Oregon, but then I moved back cause I had to help out with my daddy

  [tries to comb the knot out of Gilly's hair] 

  Josephine Wingfield : he had stroke number two, and he's paralyzed now, so...

  Gilbert Noble : Ow. That's a shame. It truly is.

  Josephine Wingfield : Well, it's his own damn fault. He's so tense all the time.

  [finally cuts the knot of hair off] 

  Josephine Wingfield : It's like he's got fire ants running through his veins.

  [accidentally stabs Gilly in the cheek with her scissors] 

  Josephine Wingfield : Oh! I'm sorry. Oh.

  [puts tissue on Gilly's cheek] 

  Josephine Wingfield : How's that, um.. I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?

  Gilbert Noble : Actually, I didn't. It's Gilly.

  Josephine Wingfield : Okay, Gilly. I'm Jo. Could you hold that there for me? How's that for length?

  Gilbert Noble : Beautiful.

  [notices picture of Jo holding a cat] 

  Gilbert Noble : So, I see you have a cat.

  Josephine Wingfield : Well, I had a cat. He ran away two weeks ago, and I haven't heard from him since.

  Gilbert Noble : Oh. He'll be back. You know cats.

  Josephine Wingfield : I had him since he was a pup. And I don't know what I'll do without my little Ringo.

  Gilbert Noble : Ringo? That must be a pretty popular name for a cat these days.

  Josephine Wingfield : [surprised]  It is?

  Gilbert Noble : I work down at the animal shelter, I just took in a cat yesterday named Ringo. Too bad this Ringo's missing a tail.

  Josephine Wingfield : [excited]  That's my cat!

  [She accidentally cuts off half of Gilly's ear causing him to scream] 

• Gilbert Noble : Jo, listen. I got great news. I, uh - I found Leon. I found Leon, and I got him dead to rights.

  Josephine Wingfield : That's great, Gilly. Now, why don't you just pull your arm out of Leon's butt, and we'll take a drive to the hospital.

• Josephine Wingfield : Would you like the standard bikini wax?

  Mrs. Hartunian : Oh, no. I'm going to Hawaii with my husband. Better landscape the whole yard.