Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Harland Williams: Darren

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• Darren : [Gord is working on his skate ramp in the middle of the night, hammering nails loudly]  Gord, don't hammer them so loud! Jeez, it's late, you're gonna wake your parents up.

  Gord : You're right, I should probably use the electric nail gun.

  Darren : Well, yeah.

  [Uses the nail gun, making even louder noise. Jim wakes up] 

  Jim : Oh, boys, will you faggots stop making so fucking much noise? We're trying to sleep!

  [Gord continues to use the nail gun] 

  Jim : Goddammit!

  [shouts] 

  Jim : Stop the fucking hammering!

  Mr. Malloy : Hey, I got a kid sleeping over here!

  Andy Malloy : Hey, Gord, can I play on your ramp tomorrow?

  Gord : Sure. Andy! Anytime!

  Jim : [shouts at the top of his lungs, goes back into the house] 

  Darren : Does your dad have, like, bowel problems?