Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Michael Ian Black: McKinley
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Quotes
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Susie : You guys, I'm really going to miss this place.
Coop : Me too.
Ben : Hey, let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.
Susie : Yeah!
Ben : What time do you wanna meet?
J.J. : You mean ten years from now?
Coop : Let's meet in the morning so we can make a day of it.
Susie : Okay, so what is it? Is it like 9:00? 9:30?
Coop : Well, let's say 9:00, that way we can be here by 9:30.
McKinley : Well, no, why don't we say 9:30, and then make it your beeswax to be here by 9:30? I mean, we'll all be in our late 20s by then. I just don't see any reason why we can't be places on time.
Gary : Okay, then, it's settled. 9:30 it is. All agreed?
Together : Agreed.
McKinley : Good, because I have something at 11:00.
Gary : You just have like a trapper-keeper full of appointments, right?
McKinley : No, I just have something at 11:00, and I can't change it, because I already moved it twice.
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McKinley : Arty, I need you to do me a favor. I need you to take a shower today.
Arty : OK.
McKinley : 'Cause your parents are coming tomorrow, and I don't want to get in trouble.
Arty : Sure.
McKinley : You haven't taken a shower once this summer. Not once in 8 weeks.
Arty : I will.
McKinley : You're covered in dirt. Take a shower.
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Standup Comic : White folks sound so stupid when they get mad. They be like "hey asshole, I'm going to kick your b-hind." But the brothers won't even need to raise their voice. These motherfuckers be like "don't make me say it twice."
Susie : [to Ben] That's true, that's true.
McKinley : [to J.J. and Aaron, while laughing] *I hate white people*!
