Tomcats (2001)

Horatio Sanz: Steve

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• Steve : It's like I've found this huge spiritual side to myself that I didn't even know existed

  Michael : Last week, I had sex with twins.

  Steve : OK, you win.

• Kyle : Oh If I get married it's going to be a cosmetics counter girl.

  Michael : Why a cosmetics counter girl?

  Kyle : It's the perfect woman, man. You know they're always going to smell good and wear makeup, plus, they're not too ambitious so they'll make a good wife AND they're not going to be one of those damn feminist bitches that keep their own last name when you marry them.

  Steve : Like my mom?

  Kyle : Yeah, exactly.

• Steve : Don't worry buddy, you're at the Hard Rock. I mean this place rocks... hard.