Yes, Dear (2000–2006)

Mike O'Malley: Jimmy Hughes

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Quotes 

• Dominic Hughes [#2] : Can I have some coffee so I don't fall asleep in school again?

  Jimmy Hughes : Dominic, you are six years old, you can't have coffee. Here, drink these Mountain Dews.

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and Kim are kissing, and Jimmy walks in]  Get a room.

  Greg Warner : Get a house.

• Kim Warner : [Greg and Kim found out that Jimmy and Christine had sex in their bed while house-sitting]  You had sex in our bed?

  Greg Warner : Well, yeah, I thought that was a given.

  Christine Hughes : What's the big deal? We left the bedspread on.

  Greg Warner : Oh, no, now I'll have to sit on the dresser to put on my socks!

  Jimmy Hughes : Greg, if you are skipping the bed, you might want to pass on the dresser too.

  Kim Warner : You two are animals! Maybe that wasn't a water leak. Maybe God was trying to throw water on the two of you.

  Christine Hughes : [Smirking]  Well, God's name did come up at the end.

  Jimmy Hughes : Oh, and Greg; remember that drawer on your desk you couldn't get open? Try it now.

  Greg Warner : On my desk too?

  Jimmy Hughes : [Smirking]  Maybe you just weren't banging on it with the right tool.

• Christine Hughes : Jimmy, I can't believe you got Dominic a mullet.

  Jimmy Hughes : Why? It's an acceptable haircut. Everybody in our hometown has a mullet.

  Christine Hughes : Jimmy, people in our hometown even give their dogs mullets. This isn't back home, this is LA.

  Greg Warner : Uh, Dominic; you want to go out back and play catch with me?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : Sure!

  [Runs out] 

  Jimmy Hughes : Why'd you do that?

  Greg Warner : Well, I didn't think he should hear you two arguing over his haircut. It might break his heart; his 'Achy Breaky Heart'

  [Runs from room with Jimmy chasing him] 

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg and KIm are getting ready to go out]  Hey, hey; all dressed up and ready, huh?

  Greg Warner : Jimmy, you are seeing the being of a great and wonderful Valentine's Day.

  Christine Hughes : As long as I don't have to see the end.

  [to Jimmy] 

  Christine Hughes : Can you imagine watching those two skinny little bodies naked? It would be like watching a praying mantis having sex with a cricket.

• Greg Warner : Where do you see yourself in twenty years?

  Jimmy Hughes : I don't know. Where do you see me in twenty years?

  Greg Warner : Hopefully just at holidays and other family functions.

• Kim Warner : Sammy, why do you keep on scratching your head?

  Jimmy Hughes : Maybe he's perplexed... What? That's a word, right?

• Jimmy Hughes : Wait, I thought you said you would support my decision no matter what!

  Christine Hughes : Yeah! If you made the right one!

• Logan Hughes : I'm not wearing any of Dominic's old clothes

  Jimmy Hughes : Now you're being picky? The last three mornings I had to make you spit out Dominic's gum.

• Jimmy Hughes : It's great to see you, Dad. Too bad Mom couldn't come with you.

  Big Jimmy Hughes : Yeah, well, it's the big gin tournament at Sun City this weekend.

  Jimmy Hughes : Gin tournament? I didn't know Mom played gin.

  Big Jimmy Hughes : She doesn't play it; she drinks it. She's got a good chance this year. Last year's champion is waiting for a liver transplant.

• Jimmy Hughes : Well, Dad; this is a good opportunity for you to be around kids.

  Big Jimmy Hughes : Are you kidding? The people at Sun City have their grandchildren running around all of the time. I've never seen so many people wearing diapers changing diapers!

• Jimmy Hughes : Hi everybody! I'm back and I took Dominic to get his hair cut.

  Christine Hughes : My God, Jimmy! You got him a mullet!

  Greg Warner : [to Kim]  He looks like the world's shortest lesbian.

• Jimmy Hughes : [Jimmy and Greg are leaving to vandalize a neighbors house]  Ok, the men are leaving to fight this battle. It would be nice if the women would greet us appropriately when we return.

  Christine Hughes : I'll be waiting in bed with a grilled cheese sandwitch

  Jimmy Hughes : [Looking at Greg]  Let's go!

• Christine Hughes : Why are you worried about Greg?

  Jimmy Hughes : Well, Roy and I were kidding him about being scared to go to that barbeque place down in 'the hood'. He's been gone about two hours and we haven't heard from him.

  Christine Hughes : Well, what did he tell you when you called him on his cell phone?

  Jimmy Hughes : [Looking confused]  Uhhhhhhh.

  Christine Hughes : You didn't call him on his cell phone?

  Jimmy Hughes : Uh, well, no.

  Christine Hughes : Well, excuse me if I don't wait around for the exciting end of 'CS-I'm-a-moron'.

• Jimmy Hughes : How hot is that?

• Greg Warner : What do you mean you can't kill it? You used to go hunting when you where young!

  Jimmy Hughes : I just liked to chug beer and paint my face!

• Jimmy Hughes : So you and that girl Lisa seem to be getting along.

  Marcellas Reynolds : Yeah, she's sweet.

  Jimmy Hughes : Oh she is fine! I think you have a chance with her.

  Marcellas Reynolds : Jimmy, you do know that I'm gay, right?

  Jimmy Hughes : Oh... Okay... well check out the abs on Nathan.

• Christine Hughes : You don't know who Uday and Qasay are?

  Jimmy Hughes : No. I never learned Pig Latin.

• Jimmy Hughes : What's more important to you, playing the game or winning the dog?

  Dominic Hughes [#2] : I want the dog.

  Jimmy Hughes : Give me the hammer.

• Jimmy Hughes : [Greg has agreed to do a favor for Jimmy]  Thanks, Greg; you'd really do that for me?

  Greg Warner : Sure, no big deal. It's not like you asked me to help you move; although I am always available to help you move.

  Jimmy Hughes : I know; you put that on our Christmas card. Losing five minutes of sleep won't kill me.