Baddiel & Skinner Unplanned (2000– )
David Baddiel: Was Pete Doherty shit at Live 8? I mean, he was all right for a crack addict.
Frank Skinner: He did it with Elton John, didn't he? Isn't he a bit of a crack addict?
Audience member: [talking about the differences between fake breasts and real ones] Real breasts sag, though.
Secretary: Mine don't do that.
Frank Skinner: Oh, but they will, dear.