Legally Blonde (2001) Poster

Oz Perkins: Dorky David Kidney



  • [Elle sees David the geek trying unsuccessfully to get a date with two lovely girls, who mock him, and decides to help by making the girls think she dated David] 

    Elle : Excuse me.

    [Elle turns around and slaps David] 

    Elle : Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.

    David : [pause]  I'm sorry?

    Elle : Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?

    David : Both?

    Elle : Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you.

    [Elle walks away, and the girls change their mind about him] 

    Girl : So, when did you wanna go out?

  • David : My name is David Kidney. I have a master's in Russian literature, a PhD in biochemistry, and for the last eighteen months I've been deworming orphans in Somalia.

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