House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

Joe Dobbs III: Gerry Ober

Quotes 

• Baby : So, how much we owe you, Goober?

  Gerry Ober : Oh, that's supposed to be G. Ober, for Gerry Ober, but Karl went and put an extra "o", made it Goober. Fucking asshole.

  Baby : Great story, Goober. How much we owe you?

  Gerry Ober : Well, the damage is pretty severe... $185.

  Baby : That ain't gonna break my bank, hon. Here, keep the change. Go buy yourself a new name... Goober!

• Gerry Ober : Let me take a guess here, y'all are having a Halloween party tonight huh?

  Baby : Now what makes you think that big boy?

  Gerry Ober : Well you sure are buying a whole mess of holy water for two people.

  Baby : Yeah we like to get fucked up and do fucked up shit, you know what I mean?

  Gerry Ober : Yeah I like to get fucked up, too, and do some fucked up shit.

  Baby : Yeah, I bet you do!