Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Poster

Seann William Scott: Brent



  • Jay : So your in this for the pussy right?

    Brent : No, I'm in this because I LOOOVE animals, stupid?

    Jay : Even Sheep?

    Brent : Of course. Sheep are beautiful creatures.

    Jay : So would you fuck a sheep?

    Brent : What is your damage, little boy. You have a sick and twisted world perspective.

    Jay : No, you're misunderstaning me, Prince Valiant. I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep?

    Brent : Well, in that case, you bet your sweet ass I would.

    Jay : Thought so.


    Jay : Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. He said he'd fuck a sheep!

    Brent : No! No! No!

    Jay : [Throws Brent out the door of the van, flips him off as he's looking out the door as they're still driving]  WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!

  • Jay : [after tossing Brent out of the van]  Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker?

    Brent : I would *never* fuck a sheep!

    [sees a sheep in a nearby field] 

    Brent : Hey there. How you doing?

    [reaches for a condom] 

    Brent : I *love* animals.

    [goes for the sheep] 

  • Jay : And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. Don't you know fast food makes girls fart?

    Brent : [getting into the van]  Say, what's all this talk about farting?

  • Jay : What the fuck are you talking about?

    Brent : Hey! Watch the language, little boy!

  • [to Jay] 

    Brent : What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.

  • [trying to compose a bad protest song] 

    Brent : Hey Mr. Science Guy... don't spray that aerosol in my eye... for... for I... I don't really wanna die. I'm a noble rabbit...

  • Brent : [to Jay]  Hey, watch the language, little boy. There's females present.

    [Brent chuckles] 

  • Jay : What the fuck are you bitches babbling about?

    Brent : Hey! Watch the language, little boy!

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