Fatty Drives the Bus (1999)

Susan Messing: Molly

Quotes 

• Molly : [outside Wrigley Field]  Do they play baseball here?

  Satan : Yes.

  Sam : Can I go on the field today?

  Satan : I'm sorry, no.

  Lana : What year was it built?

  Satan : Uh, 19

  [mumble mumble] 

  Satan : .

  Bud : Is there a bathroom here?

  Satan : Around the corner to the left - watch your butt.

  Martin : Is there a game today?

  Satan : There are 14 games today, all 28 major league teams will be in action, none of it will be taking place in this building.

  Mamie : Do you have an emery board?

  Satan : Yes.

  [he pulls an emery board out of his shirt pocket] 

  Chuck : Do you prefer couches to armchairs?

  Satan : Depends on what I'm doing. If I'm lounging with a book, I might.

  Mr. Zodsworth : [while still aboard the bus]  Didn't you once have a lizard?

  Satan : Yes, and his name was 'Bubbles.'

  Bridget : Yeah, do the Cubs need a new ballgirl?

  Satan : I don't care.

• Molly : [holds up a candy]  Oh, I loved these as a child. You could open them up like this - this is what I always used to do to eat them, then you eat the whitesh stuff, which is probably made with animal lard, but I always say to myself, 'You know, if you don't enjoy yourself not only once in a while, what's the use, you know?'

  Bud : Boy, you just don't shut up, do you?

  Molly : It was funny, because when Chuck and I first got married, everything we ate was orange and pink...

  Bud : Would you please shut up?

  Molly : And now, orange and pink, and it feels like a second honeymoon!

  Bud : I'll give you money to shut up.

  Molly : Oh, this is good.

  Bud : I'll give you a hundred dollars to shut up.

  Molly : Mmm, this is delicious. Red delicious. Oh, that's redundant! Red Delicious apple, that's my favorite!

  Bud : I hate you.

  Molly : They are so delicious!

  Bud : I want to punch you in the throat, I hate you.

  Molly : I am so glad we didn't have tuna fish today...