Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)

Michael Parks: Earl McGraw

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• Earl McGraw : Son number one?

  Edgar McGraw : Yeah?

  Earl McGraw : This tall drink of cocksucker ain't dead.

• Earl McGraw : Well, this is definitely the work of professionals. I'd guess-timate Mexican Mafia hit squad. Four, maybe five strong.

  Edgar McGraw : How can you tell?

  Earl McGraw : Well, a sure and steady hand did this. This ain't no squirrelly amateur. This is the work of a salty dog. You can tell by the cleanliness of the carnage. Now a kill-crazy rampage though it may be, all the colors are kept within the lines. If you was a moron, you could almost admire it.

• Earl McGraw : Well, give me the gory details, Son Number One.

  Edgar McGraw : It's a goddamn massacre, Pop. They wiped out the whole wedding party, execution-style.

  Earl McGraw : Give me a figure.

  Edgar McGraw : Nine dead bodies. And we're talking the whole she-bang: bride, groom, reverend, reverend's wife... hell, they even shot that old colored fella that plays the organ.

  Earl McGraw : It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.

• Earl McGraw : Good gravy, Marie.

  Edgar McGraw : What'd I tell you, Pop? It's like a goddamn Nicaraguan death squad.

  Earl McGraw : You'd better shit-can that blasphemy, boy. You're in a house of worship.

• Earl McGraw : Who's the bride?

  Edgar McGraw : Don't know. The name on the marriage certificate is "Arlene Machiavelli." That's a fake. We've all just been calling her "The Bride" on account of the dress.

  Earl McGraw : You can tell she was pregnant. Man'd have to be a mad dog to shoot a goddamn good-looking gal like that in the head. Look at her. Hay-colored hair, big eyes. She's a little blood-spattered angel.