Ice Age (2002)

Cedric The Entertainer: Carl

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Quotes 

• Carl : [to Sid]  Look, we're gonna break your neck so you don't feel a thing. How's that?

  Manfred : Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians.

  Sid : An excellent point!

  Manfred : Shut up.

  Carl : Who says we're gonna eat him after we kill them?

  Frank : Yeah, come on, move it.

  Manfred : You know, I don't like animals that kill for pleasure.

  Carl : Save it for a mammal that cares.

  Sid : I'm a mammal that cares!

• Carl : I can't believe it. Fresh wild greens? Frank. Where did you ever?

  Frank : Go ahead - dig in...

  Carl : A dandelion! I thought the frost wiped 'em all out.

  Frank : [singsong voice]  All but one.

• [repeated line] 

  Frank : Carl?

  Carl : Easy, Frank.

• Sid : [trying to wipe his feet off after stepping into poop offscreen]  Ik! Ah!

  [In his disgusted haste, he inadvertently wipes his feet on the salad of Carl and Frank who look at him with chagrin] 

  Sid : [through his teeth]  This is making me more fiesty!

  [flings his foot up] 

  Sid : Ah, YUCK! This is defineately NOT in my day!

  [to Frank] 

  Sid : You know what I'm saying?

  [he begins shaking his foot to get to poo off, unknowingly flicking it into Carl's face] 

  Sid : Oh, what a mess! Hey, rhinos, did you know that you know you have really tiny brains, you know that? Naw, that's a fact. No offense. You probably don't know what I'm talking about.

  [chuckles] 

  Sid : [sees something]  Oh! Yum-o!

  [plucks up the dandelion] 

  Sid : A dandelion! Probably the last one of the season!

  [He eats it] 

  Sid : [swooning with gourmet galore]  Mmmm... MMMM... Mmmm...

  Frank : Carl...?

  Carl : Easy Frank.

  Frank : [visibly upset]  He *ruined* our *salad*!

  Sid : [noticing what he's standing on, jumps up in alarm and backs away; apologetic]  Huh? Oh my goodness! That was my mistake! Now, let me handle...

  [Sid trips over a log, he crawls on all fours while Carl and Frank slowly but menacingly walk towards him] 

  Sid : No seriously! I can take care of this... wha- what is this? PINE CONE! Oh, my goodness! That's my favorite!

  [He takes a bite of the pinecone] 

  Sid : Delicious. Ow! That's um... Uh, good eating... But don't let me hog it, oh no! Here, you have some! Tasty, isn't it?

  [Sid feeds Carl the Pine cone. Carl growls in anger] 

  Sid : [just before he turns to leave]  Bon Appetite, you two!