Johnny English (2003)

Tim Pigott-Smith: Pegasus

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• Pegasus : English, we can't afford any mistakes. Not tonight.

  Johnny English : The word "mistake", Sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary.

• Pegasus : It's an unmitigated disaster, English.

  Johnny English : I couldn't agree more, sir.

  Pegasus : Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Now tell me about this assailant. Because when they searched the room later, there was no sign of him.

  Johnny English : Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the Queen was being sedated.

  Pegasus : But he's the only lead we've got, English. We have to find him. Now, come in. This is - This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like?

  Johnny English : Um... Well... He was... big.

  Roger : Hair colour?

  Johnny English : [He looks round the room and spots a bowl of fruit]  Um... orange.

  Pegasus : Orange?

  Johnny English : Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing.

  Roger : Frizzy.

  Johnny English : An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say at the most. And a scar on his cheek in the shape... of a banana.

  Roger : Which cheek?

  Johnny English : Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle.

  Pegasus : Are you sure about this, English?

  [Pegasus shows him what Roger has done on his computer of the assailant Johnny had described and he gasps] 

  Johnny English : Oh, yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.