Not Another Teen Movie (2001)

Ron Lester: Reggie Ray

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Quotes 

• Jake : What about her?

  [indicating hunchback girl walking by] 

  Austin : So baby's got a little back. Hunch, that is. Naah, way too easy.

  Jake : OK.

  [indicates hippy albino girl playing guitar] 

  Albino Folk Singer : [singing]  I have no pigment...

  Austin : Any girl with a guitar is hot.

  Albino Folk Singer : [continues singing]  I need sunscreen...

  Austin : Granted, she's a hippy albino. She could still be prom queen.

  Jake : OK, uh, what about the Fratelli sisters?

  [indicates awkward Siamese twins conjoined at the head] 

  Austin : So they're slightly disfigured and connected at the head. But combined, those two make up one pretty decent chick.

  Reggie Ray : Yeah, I'd do 'em.

  Austin : I know you would, Reggie Ray. But no, I'm looking for somebody who's really messed up. I'm talking about a real shitbomb.

  [Janie Briggs walks by] 

  Austin : Well, bombs away!

  Jake : No, no, no, no, anyone but her! Not... Janey Briggs! Guys, she's got glasses and a ponytail! Aw, look at that, she's got paint on her overalls, what is that? Guys, there's no way she could be prom queen!

  Malik : Damn! That shit's whack!

• Reggie Ray : Coach said it's all right to bleed from the ears.