Sorority Boys (2002) Poster

(2002)

Barry Watson: Dave

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  • Doofer : [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe]  Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?

    Adam : [sighs]  What tape?

    Doofer : The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.

    [Adam looks up in surprise] 

    Dave : [turns around]  Doofer, what are you saying?

    Doofer : [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk]  I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over

    [trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze] 

    Doofer : Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked

    [Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver] 

    Doofer : . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything

    [Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi] 

    Doofer : . You could see the safe right next to his bed!

    Adam : [enraged]  You were watching my tape?

    Doofer : [under his breath]  ... Noooooooo

    [cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue] 

  • Spence : You two "Fraternity Brothers" think that because you're next in line, you run the house. WRONG! I am the President!

    Adam : Hey Dave?

    Dave : What's that Adam?

    Adam : I think our President needs to get laid!

    Spence : Fuck you!

  • Adam : I look like shit!

    Dave : No you don't.

    Adam : Yes I do... I look like shit!

    Dave : No... you don't!

    Adam : That's easy for you to say, you're actually pretty!

    Dave : Oh thanks, you know I just put this together...

    [Adam gives him a strange look] 

  • Leah : I can guarantee you, that guy is a wham bam thank you ma'am!

    Daisy : No, no I heard he's a "hello. How are you? You seem like a person I'd like to get to know. Can I take you out to dinner... Sometime, ma'am."

  • Leah : Should I get under the table and suck your cock right now?

    Dave : Right here?

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