Sorority Boys (2002) Poster

(2002)

Harland Williams: Doofer

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When Doofer (Harland Williams), Dave (Barry Watson), and Adam (Michael Rosenbaum) are accused of stealing from their frat's till, they are forced to pose as Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum), in order to clear their names. When Doofer (Harland Williams), Dave (Barry Watson), and Adam (Michael Rosenbaum) are accused of stealing from their frat's till, they are forced to pose as Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum), in order to clear their names. During a sorority house slumber party, Doofer, who's posing as a girl named Roberta (Harland Williams, left), shares intimate secrets with sorority sister Katie (Heather Matarazzo, right). Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) (Left) In an all-girl football game, Doofer, Dave, and Adam - posing as (left to right) Roberta (Williams), Daisy (Watson), and Adina (Rosenbaum) - find themselves on the sidelines... leaving the outcome of the game in the hands of the real girls. Harland Williams in Sorority Boys (2002) Harland Williams in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Barry Watson, Harland Williams, and Michael Rosenbaum in Sorority Boys (2002) Heather Matarazzo, Harland Williams, Kerri Higuchi, and Kathryn Stockwood in Sorority Boys (2002)

Quotes 

  • Adina : [noticing a sticky substance on the seat of his skirt]  Ah. That's weird.

    "Roberta" : What the hell is on your skirt, man?

    Adina : Uh... gum, or something.

    "Roberta" : Oh yeah, what flavor was it? Big fat juicy cock?

  • Leah : Would you like to share something personal with the crew? Robert... Uh... Ro-berta.

    Roberta : Personal?

    Leah : Mm.

    Roberta : Well, uh, my name is Roberta, and... I'm addicted to porn and I masturbate constantly.

    [silence - the sorority sisters stare at him] 

    Roberta : Pillow fight! Pillow fight!

  • Doofer : [while contemplating how to get back the money stolen from the house safe]  Though I hardly think this is the appropriate time to ask, but what about the tape?

    Adam : [sighs]  What tape?

    Doofer : The tape of Adam humpin' the Tri Pis, man.

    [Adam looks up in surprise] 

    Dave : [turns around]  Doofer, what are you saying?

    Doofer : [cuts to a flashback, Doofer narrates. Doofer stumbles into his room, drunk]  I had just gotten done studying for some school when I notice that Adam's speaker was tipped over

    [trips over Adam's speaker in his drunken haze] 

    Doofer : Inside of it was a video camera rigged with a motion detector. I carefully traced back the source to a footlocker at the bottom of Adam's closet, which was... you know, already unlocked

    [Doofer tries to pick and hammer the lock open, but finally succeeds in blowing it off with a revolver] 

    Doofer : . Inside the footlocker was a video cassette recorder. But naturally, since it was his private property, I didn't touch anything

    [Doofer hits play on the VCR, which starts up a home video of Adam having sex with a Tri Pi] 

    Doofer : . You could see the safe right next to his bed!

    Adam : [enraged]  You were watching my tape?

    Doofer : [under his breath]  ... Noooooooo

    [cuts to Doofer eating popcorn and "cleaning up" with tissue] 

  • Katie : [shouts]  I am not deaf!

    Roberta : We should all be so lucky.

  • Doofer : After we get that mustache, maybe we can do those armpits. and then... we can do your knuckles. And your back, Your legs... your ass.

  • Roberta : [pulling hair out of sink]  It's a fuckin' Wookie, man!

    [imitating Wookie roar] 

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