The Care Bears (1986–1988)

John Stocker: Mr. Beastly

Quotes 

• Grumpy Bear : Beastly, what do you know about safety?

  Mr. Beastly : Are you kidding? I practically invented the stuff! What is it, anyway?

• Brave Heart Lion : And at the end of Round 1, Baby Tugs has 1 point, Baby Hugs has 1 point, and Mr. Beastly still has no points.

  Mr. Beastly : I'm pacing myself.

• Mr. Beastly : I found it! The most dangerous things on the face of the planet! Look!

  Baby Hugs , Baby Tugs : Brustle sprouts?

  Grumpy Bear : But Beastly, brustle sprouts aren't dangerous; they're actually good for you.

  Mr. Beastly : Good for you? Have you ever tasted these things? Yuck!

• Grumpy Bear : ...And Beastly, is still lagging around, some what.

  Mr. Beastly : Sure, rub it in.

• Brave Heart Lion : A bully is picking on a little boy. A real Care Bear would do what?

  Mr. Beastly : Help the bully by pushing the boy into a puddle?

• Shreeky : Now we need a way to ruin Champ's chariot.

  Mr. Beastly : How about we roll it down the hill and smash it?

  Shreeky : I've got a better idea. We can roll it down the hill...

  Mr. Beastly : Uh, but Shreeky?

  Shreeky : ...And smash it! OK, let's roll.