Bend It Like Beckham (2002)

Anupam Kher: Mr. Bhamra

Quotes 

• Jess : Kissing? Me? A boy? You're mad. You're all bloody mad.

  Mr. Bhamra : Jesminder, don't use those swearing words!

  Jess : I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliet. My friend. She's a girl, and we weren't kissing or anything for God's sake!

  Mr. Bhamra : Swear by Babaji.

  Jess : I swear on Babaji's name.

• Mr. Bhamra : Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different. You know how people talk.

  Jess : She's the one gettin' married, not me!

  Mrs. Bhamra : I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn to cook dhal!