- Richard Newton: Hey, where'd he go?
- Beethoven: *slurping sounds*
- Richard Newton: He's drinking from the toilet! He's downing the whole bowl!
- Beth Newton: Oh!
- Richard Newton: Keeping drinking boy, I'm gonna get my sketchpad!
- Beth Newton: Brennan, go get Beethoven out of the bathroom...
- [Michelangelo, who the family thinks is Beethoven, picks up Brennan's napkin off the floor]
- Brennan Newton: He just picked up my napkin.
- Beth Newton: He folded your napkin.
- Richard Newton: [about the dog's behavioral change] That's weird.
- Sara Newton: What do you think Mom meant when she said there wasn't enough room for Beethoven?
- Brennan Newton: I think she meant we might have to give him away.
- [Sarah grimaces]
- Brennan Newton: Oh come on, we can get something smaller... like a cow!